So I'm getting married. In two days, to be precise. Not only are we struggling to find people to help decorate, but we are also behind on things we need to get done before the wedding. Like, preparing the car to go on a trip. Oh, yeah, Just to put this in here, we don't even have money for car insurance, let alone a honeymoon. and yet, we're still planning on being gone a week. Someone please explain to me how this works.
Back to what I actually need to get done. I have approximately 24 hours to get all of our laundry done, which I was supposed to do today but the person cancelled on me. Find people to help with decorating, even though realistically there is no one else TO ask, Get our pig-sty apartment cleaned and ready so that we aren't swimming in filth when we get home from our non-existent honeymoon, make sure that the car is packed with emergency supplies and have the fluid levels checked, finish up the music playlist for this wedding ordeal. Then, in the next 24 hours after that, I have to pick up the maid of honor and best man, pick up my fiance's suit, drop off the decorations to the head of the decorating party, make sure that someone is picking up our arch, make sure we have a way to use the sound system of where we are getting married, get my stupid nails done, go over the playlist with the person in charge of the music during the reception, and pre-pack everything we need for both the wedding and the honeymoon into the car. After that I will have approximately 11 and a half hours to get 4 people showered, have my hair and makeup done along with 8 other people, have the gym decorated, and ready for the reception, make sure everyone has a ride... Oh, yeah, and somehow manage to find time to eat, sleep, and pee during all of it.
Now, I had to have a very long talk with my fiance last night. He does not comprehend joust how LITTLE time we have, and for some reason thinks I can do it all on my own. If I ask him for help, he either puts me off or gets upset, saying he has to work. and even after staying up 'till 3 A.M., I STILL don't think he comprehends how LITTLE time we have. And with his family breathing stress down my throat, Im not sure how I am going to pull all of it off without having a complete and utter nervous breakdown.